A comic frenzy filled with sex, music, science fiction and all combinations thereof...as well as a dildo-festooned Moby. In an adult video store on Christmas Eve we join Joe (an owner terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee spouting indignation about everything) and Tina (whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the locale). They are joined by dancing security guards, Trekkies, with porn star cameos.