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Turn Your Computer Off: There’s A ‘Rugrats’ Porn Parody Now

Thompson February 1, 2018 February 1st, 2018

The gang at Woodrocket is at it again with a porno version of a beloved pop culture franchise. In a vacuum, that’d be old news at this point. They’ve already cranked out Dick & Morty, Assventure Time, Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers, and Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles. If Woodrocket picked any other ’90s Nicktoon to porno-ize, they could just release an amusing trailer and pull a bunch of eyeballs from the inevitable posts on general audience entertainment newsfeeds. But they wouldn’t be crashing through any ceilings.

But instead, they made a Rugrats porno, and we’re not sure whether or not to be grossed out.

Lena Paul, in the guise of Angelica Pickles, announces herself in the SFW trailer above with a snarky “Hiya, dumb grownups,” and most of the following jokes reference the Rugrats crews’ advancing years. If Tommy Pickles was 1 year old in 1990, he’d be pushing 30 by now. So I guess a Rugrats porno is okay as long as it takes place in real time?

It also doesn’t hurt that the Rugrats-related portion of the movie wraps up after about six minutes, then “Angelica” seduces “Chuckie” and they go about their business with the usual porno activities/positions for the remainder.

The whole thing’s written and directed by Vuko and April O’Neil — the only noteworthy adult actor who was named after a cartoon character before she played the same character in a porn parody. Tugrats could also be considered a porn parody of All Grown Up!, the Rugrats spinoff set during Tommy and co.’s high school years that I just now found out exists while working on this article.

I don’t want to be telling Woodrocket their business, but maybe they lay off the cartoon parodies for a while? Unless they’re considering a porn parody of Don Hertzfeldt’s Rejected.

Actually, I changed my mind, I absolutely want to tell Woodrocket their business, and they need to start working on the Rejected porn parody A.S.A.P.

via Woodrocket