If you are reading this blog, maybe this is for you – robot prostitutes.
The future is here and it involves high tech sex dolls that are basically the sex robots you have been waiting for you dirty, lonely, nerd.
Well, the first doll-only brothel opened up in Barcelona and they don’t have the robot dolls yet. They have these super creepy silicone life sized sex Barbies where you can pick the race, position, and clothes they wear. The artificial intelligence versions are coming out by the end of the year, and maybe then robot brothels will be a thing, not sure what the legalities are surrounding paying for robot sex.
This establishment is in a downtown apartment and you can have a sensual session with your Lumi doll of choice for $127 an hour.
“They are totally realistic dolls both in their movements and in their ‘feel,’ and they will allow you to fulfill all your fantasies without limits,” states the website. They clean them and stuff afterwards and they make you wear a condom – wouldn’t want a silicone scare!
Why? Why does this exist?
Because it’s not cheating if she’s not real. Also to own one of these dolls – even the non robotic version is about $5,500 – the artificial intelligence ones will be around $15,000. Also, well there are probably lots of reasons you sick fu*cks!
Okay but back to the robot sex dolls. Realdoll makes their sex dolls in the U.S.A. and there are plans for artificial intelligence in these dolls giving them a voice and the ability to simulate reciprocal affection. The AI app can be linked to the doll or a VR experience. Customers program personality from 12 whole traits to chose from! Shyness, wit, bitterness? Kidding on that last one. Too real? Okay but you also choose the appearance, down to freckles and this is all paid for in a subscription.
Realdoll also has a man doll and intends to offer a male robotic version.
Company CEO Matt McMullen says that the app will allow folks to take the fake relationship to a deeper superficial realm. “Many of our clients rely on their imaginations to a great degree to impose imagined personalities on their dolls. With the Harmony AI, they will be able to actually create these personalities instead of having to imagine them.”
McMullen says that this type of interactive communication leads to the dolls “learning” about their owners and that over time the relationship can be more than just sex.
Cue Ryan Gosling in Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
It used to be that if your personality sucks and you have no friends, you buy a dog to love you. Now any ol loser can buy a girlfriend to er, love you back.
Maybe the robot revolution will be super sexy.
Does this remind you of “Westworld” tho?!?
Via: Huffington Post