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All We’re Saiyan Is This ‘Dragon Ball Z’ Porn Parody Trailer Is Insane

Thompson April 9, 2018 April 9th, 2018

Porn parodies have been a thing on the internet for a while now, and as a result, they’ve occasionally drifted into troubling territories. WoodRocket productions made the questionable decision to give Rugrats an adult, X-rated reimagining a while back, for instance.  While that video isn’t as disturbing as the phrase “Rugrats porn” looks on paper, WoodRocket’s version of Rick and Morty is about as twisted as an actual Rick and Morty episode, which is pretty messed up.

By comparison, the latest joint directed by April O’Neil and Vuko seems…normal? Maybe that’s because we’re already desensitized to the sight of hyper-sexualized anime characters. But whatever the case, Dragon Boob Z scans as a good ol’ fashioned, wholesome, girl-on-girl smashin’ sesh with a sufficiently amusing comedy skit intro. Straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting, it be!

Even if you’re one of those weird, thin-skinned sorta guys who explode into a gay panic whenever you see a dick, Dragon Boob Z should leave you feeling reassured of your heterosexuality, as the only actual sex commences between Brenna Sparks and Missy Martinez portraying gender-swapped versions of Goku and Majin Buu. This is odd, considering how in a vacuum, “Dragon Ballz” sounds like it could be the title of a big ol’ dude-on-dude brorgy, but there y’go.

As Motherboard points out, a joke about Gokooze posting a Craiglist want ad for a “Hot Anime Girl Looking For Aliens to Come Fuck My Planet Into Oblivion” aged pretty badly due to Craigslist not allowing those kinds of ads anymore. Gotta love the rest of the references tho! Prickolo accidentally practices telekinesis with Ballma’s dildo shortly after speculating that Gohan’s practice of running around in a goofy getup and calling himself “Great Saiyaman” has her deeply concerned for the lad’s sanity.

Sadly, we’ve got to deduct a few points from Dragon Boob Z’s final score for gratuitous puns on the word “Saiyan” That’s way too easy is all we’re Saiyan about that.

via Motherboard